Bike business

One time a woman really did want to steal my bike, but she wasn’t that pretty. Still fancied her, though. I mean, if women aren’t interested in you, then a woman who is interested in your bike is the next best thing, isn’t it?

Good advice

Now, the conception of this episode may need a little explaining, or some of you might think I’m an absolute pervert – I hope it’s not too late already! IF you think I’m a pervert because I have enough fantasy to come up with something like sex with dolphins, you’ll probably be shocked that this wasn’t my idea, AND that some people are actually doing this! For the VERY broad minded: there’s a complete how-to on the net. And if you really love your new partner, why not marry? You wouldn’t be the first nutter to marry a dolphin. Nevertheless, these creatures genuinely do seem horny, as there have been reports op people being "raped" by dolphins, and it’s the only species of animals that has sex purely for fun, except for bonobos. The latter even trade sex for bananas or other foods :-)