I'll be back...

It's been a "little" while, but I'm back... with a lame cartoon :-p But no worries, some good cartoons are lurking around the corner!

P.C.

Making political incorrect jokes is always tricky, but since I’ve only got two readers I gladly take the risk. Personally I love political incorrect jokes – therefore I’m a big fan of Ricky Gervais and South Park – but it’ always a surprise which jokes are ok for the readers, and which aren’t. Therefore a few questions for the readers who think the cartoon is funny:

Suppose I changed ‘girl who is mentally challenged’ by ‘Down Syndrome girl’. Would you still think it’s funny? And what if I changed it by ‘black girl’ or ‘Muslim girl’? Would that be funny?

How far can one go in making jokes? Share your views on this matter!

Efficiency

Being polite all the time just doesn't pay off :-)

Bike business

One time a woman really did want to steal my bike, but she wasn’t that pretty. Still fancied her, though. I mean, if women aren’t interested in you, then a woman who is interested in your bike is the next best thing, isn’t it?

Good advice

Now, the conception of this episode may need a little explaining, or some of you might think I’m an absolute pervert – I hope it’s not too late already! IF you think I’m a pervert because I have enough fantasy to come up with something like sex with dolphins, you’ll probably be shocked that this wasn’t my idea, AND that some people are actually doing this! For the VERY broad minded: there’s a complete how-to on the net. And if you really love your new partner, why not marry? You wouldn’t be the first nutter to marry a dolphin. Nevertheless, these creatures genuinely do seem horny, as there have been reports op people being "raped" by dolphins, and it’s the only species of animals that has sex purely for fun, except for bonobos. The latter even trade sex for bananas or other foods :-)

Meet the Dork

Meet my alter ego (not as much alter as ego) Dork Universalis. Believe it or not, there once was a time where I wasn’t quite the ladies’ man as I liked myself to be. It seems like it was only yesterday, but alas it was this morning…

That's a bit bad